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Have you Heard the one About

a Compendium of the Best Jokes, Gags and One-liners

by Nick Harris

  • 178 Want to read
  • 19 Currently reading

Published by Michael O"Mara Books Ltd. in London .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • English wit and humor

  • About the Edition

    If you like a laugh, look no further than this whopping great compendium of jokes. From side-splitting one-liners, to guffaw-inducing gags, this book takes you on a whirlwind tour of wisecracks. With all-time classic subjects such as blondes, battle of the sexes and Doctor, Doctor, as well as downright cheeky wordplay, Nick Harris has collected together a bumper crop of funniness.

    Edition Notes

    Statementby Nick Harris
    The Physical Object
    Pagination416 pages
    Number of Pages416
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL26464204M
    ISBN 101843178079
    ISBN 109781843178071
    OCLC/WorldCa767980897

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